CIGARETTE: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!MARRIAGE: It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masterDIVORCE: Future Tense of MarriageLECTURE: An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either.CONFERENCE: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number presentCOMPROMISE: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believeshe got the biggest pieceTEARS: The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power!DICTIONARY: A place where divorce comes before marriageCONFERENCE ROOM: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later onECSTASY: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt beforeCLASSIC: A book which people praise, but never readSMILE: A curve that can set a lot of things straight!OFFICE: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home lifeYAWN: The only time when some married men ever get to open their mouthETC: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually doCOMMITTEE: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done togetherEXPERIENCE: The name men give to their Mistakes ATOM BOMB: An invention to bring an end to all inventions PHILOSOPHER: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when deadDIPLOMAT: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the tripOPPORTUNIST: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a riverOPTIMIST: A person who while falling from EIFFEL TOWER says in midway "SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"PESSIMIST: A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in OPPORTUNITYMISER: A person who lives poor so that he can die RICH!FATHER: A banker provided by nature CRIMINAL: A guy no different from the other, unless he gets caughtBOSS: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are earlyPOLITICIAN: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence LaterDOCTOR: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with the bills.
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bhawani vishwakarma damoh m.p. :
santa banta se -: apne ser par hath fero banta-: magar kyo santa-: fer na yaar banta -: accha yar ferta hu , le thek hai na fer dea santa -: ek baar fer se banta -: magar kyo tu mere sir par mujse hi kyo baar baar hath ferba raha hai santa -: mai tujhe yai batana chah raha tha ki gade ke sir par seegh nahi hote hai
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