Perfect Husband - by Sonika Pant

Several men are in the changing room of a golf club.
A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and began to talk.

Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: 'Hello'

WOMAN: 'Darling, it's me. Are you at the club?'

MAN: 'Yes'

WOMAN: 'I am at the shopping centre and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only Rs. 10,000. Is it OK if I buy it?'

MAN: 'Sure,..go ahead if you like it that much.'

WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2008 models. I saw one I really liked.'

MAN: 'How much?'

WOMAN: 'Rs. 40,00,000'

MAN: 'OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.'

WOMAN: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking
Rs. 2, 50,00,000'

MAN: 'Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of 2,25,00,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can gofor the extra amount. It really is a pretty good price.'

WOMAN: 'OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!'

MAN: 'Bye! I love you, too.'

The man hangs up. The other men in the changing room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.......

He smiles and asks:

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'Anyone knows who this mobile belongs to?'

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