"Something To Ponder.... " aka "Living Backwards?" - by -

The most unfair thing about life is the
way it ends.  I mean, life is tough. It takes
up a lot of your time.  What do you get at
the end of it?  A death.  What's that, a
bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards.
You should die first, to get it out of the way.
Then you live in an old age home.  You get
kicked out when you're too young, you get
a gold watch, you go to work. You work
forty years until you're young enough to
enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol,
you party, you get ready for high school.
You go to grade school, you become a kid,
you play, you have no responsibilities, you
become a little baby, you go back into the
womb, you spend your last nine months
floating...  you finish off as an orgasm.

Now, that's a life!

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