Santa Banta Jokes -II - by Bhuwanesh

Santa talking on phone.
Banta: Kis se baat kar rahe ho?
Santa: Biwi se.
Banta: Itne pyar se...?
Santa: Tumhari hai.


Santa: I'd like some Vitamins for my son..
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C ?
Santa: Any will do as my son doesn't know the albhabets yet.

 
What's an adult joke?
Santa: Any joke which is eighteen years old.


If u call ur mother as MUM what'll u call mother's younger sis &
elder sis?
Santa: Minimum and Maximum


Santa kissed his girl friend in the park.
Girl: Plz ye sb shadi se pehle nahin
Santa: Don't worry darling, I'm already married.


Santa: Main aur meri girlfriend shaadi kar rahe hain.
Banta: Wow, Kab?
Santa: Meri 7 Dec ko aur uski 13 Jan ko.


Pappu: Dad what's Sex?
Santa gets tensed but explains everything.
Pappu: But dad how do I write all that in this small box of school
admission form?


Santa eats 8 Butter Naan at a party and is suffering from Constipation.
Praying & crying in Toilet: Hey Wahe Guru....Ya toh JAAN nikal de, ya NAAN nikal de.


Santa: Mein Shimla ja raha hoon, jate hue raaste mein biwi ko khai mein dhaka de doonga.
Banta: Yaar meri bi le ja, use bhi dhaka de dena.
Santa: Theek hai, agar tu bura na maane use vaapsi pe dhaka de doon?


Santa's father gave him a gun on wedding night & said: Fire in air
if ur wife is virgin, shoot her if not.
Santa fired in air 1st night & shot her 2nd night.


Santa & Banta were looking at Egyptian mummy.
Santa: Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case..
Banta:Aaho, lorry number is also written... BC 1760 !!!.


Teacher: Asman me udne wali chiz ande deti hai, jamin pe rahne wali bache deti hai. Kaun hai jo Asman me udti hai par bachche jamin par deti he?
Santa: Airhostess!


Santa, Banta & Bobby were going on a motorcycle. Policeman gives
hand to stop.
Santa shouted: Oye pagal, pehle hi 3 bethe hain tu kahan baithega?


Banta mujra dekhne gaya, sari raat mujra dekha.
Bai ne kaha: Sahab humne aap ko khush kiya, ab aap hume khush karo.
Banta utha or khud nachne laga..


Teacher: Aisi kisi jagah ka naam batao jise banaya to aadmi ne hai
par fir bhi wo wahan par ja nahi sakta? Papu: LADIES TOILET!


Banta was driving his car in a zigzag fashion on d road. Traffic inspector stopped him.
Banta: I'm learning car driving.
Inspector: Without the instructor?
Banta: Correspondence Course!

Jeeto: Ek baat batani hai, par plz muje marna nahi.
Santa: Bolo.
Jeeto: Mein Pregnant hu!
Santa: It's a gud News.
Jeeto: Shadi k pahle pitaji ko bataya to bahut maar padi thi.


Comments:



sneha anand kand :

all jokes are repeated .the joke which i read on the 1st page,i have all of them on all the other ones.


armaan :

mast


bhawani shanker vishwakarma :

santa banta se -: apne ser par hath fero banta-: magar kyo santa-: fer na yaar banta -: accha yar ferta hu , le thek hai na fer dea santa -: ek baar fer se banta -: magar kyo tu mere sir par mujse hi kyo baar baar hath ferba raha hai santa -: mai tujhe yai batana chah raha tha ki gade ke sir par seegh nahi hote hai


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