Santa talking on phone.Banta: Kis se baat kar rahe ho?Santa: Biwi se. Banta: Itne pyar se...?Santa: Tumhari hai.Santa: I'd like some Vitamins for my son..Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C ?Santa: Any will do as my son doesn't know the albhabets yet. What's an adult joke?Santa: Any joke which is eighteen years old.If u call ur mother as MUM what'll u call mother's younger sis &elder sis?Santa: Minimum and MaximumSanta kissed his girl friend in the park. Girl: Plz ye sb shadi se pehle nahinSanta: Don't worry darling, I'm already married.Santa: Main aur meri girlfriend shaadi kar rahe hain.Banta: Wow, Kab?Santa: Meri 7 Dec ko aur uski 13 Jan ko.Pappu: Dad what's Sex?Santa gets tensed but explains everything.Pappu: But dad how do I write all that in this small box of schooladmission form?Santa eats 8 Butter Naan at a party and is suffering from Constipation.Praying & crying in Toilet: Hey Wahe Guru....Ya toh JAAN nikal de, ya NAAN nikal de.Santa: Mein Shimla ja raha hoon, jate hue raaste mein biwi ko khai mein dhaka de doonga.Banta: Yaar meri bi le ja, use bhi dhaka de dena.Santa: Theek hai, agar tu bura na maane use vaapsi pe dhaka de doon?Santa's father gave him a gun on wedding night & said: Fire in airif ur wife is virgin, shoot her if not.Santa fired in air 1st night & shot her 2nd night.Santa & Banta were looking at Egyptian mummy.Santa: Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.. Banta:Aaho, lorry number is also written... BC 1760 !!!.Teacher: Asman me udne wali chiz ande deti hai, jamin pe rahne wali bache deti hai. Kaun hai jo Asman me udti hai par bachche jamin par deti he?Santa: Airhostess!Santa, Banta & Bobby were going on a motorcycle. Policeman giveshand to stop.Santa shouted: Oye pagal, pehle hi 3 bethe hain tu kahan baithega?Banta mujra dekhne gaya, sari raat mujra dekha.Bai ne kaha: Sahab humne aap ko khush kiya, ab aap hume khush karo.Banta utha or khud nachne laga..Teacher: Aisi kisi jagah ka naam batao jise banaya to aadmi ne haipar fir bhi wo wahan par ja nahi sakta? Papu: LADIES TOILET!Banta was driving his car in a zigzag fashion on d road. Traffic inspector stopped him.Banta: I'm learning car driving.Inspector: Without the instructor?Banta: Correspondence Course!Jeeto: Ek baat batani hai, par plz muje marna nahi.Santa: Bolo.Jeeto: Mein Pregnant hu!Santa: It's a gud News.Jeeto: Shadi k pahle pitaji ko bataya to bahut maar padi thi.
Comments:
sneha anand kand :
all jokes are repeated .the joke which i read on the 1st page,i have all of them on all the other ones.
armaan :
mast
bhawani shanker vishwakarma :
santa banta se -: apne ser par hath fero banta-: magar kyo santa-: fer na yaar banta -: accha yar ferta hu , le thek hai na fer dea santa -: ek baar fer se banta -: magar kyo tu mere sir par mujse hi kyo baar baar hath ferba raha hai santa -: mai tujhe yai batana chah raha tha ki gade ke sir par seegh nahi hote hai
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